I've done that; it usually turns into me throwing drinks back and wondering why I thought overly loud music and getting plastered would exhibit my charm.
If you're a male, there are plenty of young women out there to take your money from those being your own age to the urban cougar scene . You may also want to check out one of the local Whole Foods Markets and see if it's true about picking up women in grocery stores. And if things go south, there's plenty of walk-in clinics to treat any problem you may encounter. When you are 18 and in college, it is not that difficult to get a date.
The bars in Lo Do and on South Broadway are good for one-night stands (if you're into that) . Do what I did: get them drunk; bring them back to your dorm room but there is a hazard--the girl may throw up on the bed!
This column is for the single fellas and ladies who know how frustrating the Aspen dating scene is.
Now I'm not going to sit here and lament about exes or regrets — that's for your diary.
When I moved out of the dorms, I went to the laundromat and pretended I did not know how to wash my clothes--worked every time.
But, examine her laundry and make sure and if she is washing for children--run away or if she is washing for a big guy-be careful!
(I don't know why I don't stay with lines that work but something about reusing pickup lines strikes me as lazy. Everyone has a type, and you never know who is interested until you try.
And when it comes to lazy writing, that's where I draw the line.) The most normal option — even if swiping on your phone is increasingly becoming the new normal — would be to hope you're lucky enough to meet someone through friends. But when a lot of your friends are single, they're not likely to dole out leads, and who could blame them?
If I were to describe myself, I'd say a skinny Jonah Hill or a fat Chris Pratt depending on how full your glass is. Pitkin County is no Summit County when it comes to an unfavorable ratio, but there are a lot of dudes, which sounds like a good thing for the ladies.