Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be. They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy? What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Here are 20 of the worst, cheesiest, most gross lines that guys should never use unless they want to get punched.
#8 My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can’t hold it in.
) Because my Taco Bell is open Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off? I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy...
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you....
We asked friends on Facebook to share some of the cheesiest pickup lines they've come across.
3) If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk. " I'm not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood. But, 'quickie' has U & I together." Didn't you used to be known as John Holmes? I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? "I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce all over you?
#7 You should wear space pants because your ass is out of this world!