Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.